Holy shit Girl Scouts sounds way more bad ass than the brainwashing to become cannon fodder for the US War Machine known as Boy Scouts that I had to endure.
He forgot the second half of the evil radical Girl Scout agenda:
- Find his house and TP it
- Ceremoniously burn our undies in a pile shaped like an upside-down cross on his lawn
- Sing “The Song That Never Ends” until he calls the cops
- Fight them off with the rad self-defense skills acquired over years of lessons by the butchy elders at Girl Scout camp
- Throw down some smoke bombs and fly off on our broomsticks
- Cackle triumphantly as we ascend into the clouds
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