Wait, why am I awake?

Oh. Because I stayed out at the bar with my girlfriends, saw a band, snubbed some shitty dudes from high school, got sufficiently trashed for under $10 and came home to hang out with my mom in bed ‘til 4am and talk shit about our exes. Real talk.

  1. littlemisschristine said: Yep, sounds like Florida livin.
  2. kellypope said: shitty dudes from high school. yuck!
  3. lavivart said: Its good to know I’m not the only one who had a longggg night
  4. fromthemitten said: hahaha best thing about real america is getting shitty for less than $20
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