Suzy X. isn't real

My bunny needs to undergo an accountability process

me: Bonnie needs to go through an accountability process
K: HAHAHA
me: for abusing Wallace
me: and destroying our furniture, our literature and appliances 
K: let's call support ny
me: she needs to check her shit
K: pffftttt hahahahaha
K: yeah she's exercising blatant bunny privilege

She regularly steals food from our other bunny. She’s peed on the couch and my roommate’s laundry. She chewed up the legs of the chairs, the spines of many books, and two internet cables. Then this weekend she chewed the zipper off my hoodie, and today she chewed up my macbook power cord.

I don’t care how cute you are, you’re fucking evil

dem legs

Inspired by “How My Cat Sees Things,” I made one for bunnies. Starring Wallace!

This bunny is making me sad. He keeps seeing himself in the mirror and gets excited because he thinks it’s another bunny. But it’s his reflection.

:(

BUNNY ON THE LOOSE!

(I just moved in with Matt— guitarist in Shady Hawkins— and he has this adorable bunny rabbit named Wallace. Wallace likes to wander about the apartment and burrow underneath my bed. He is officially the cutest roommate ever. I just fed him bits of a banana.)

funkyfest:

Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat

I C MAI FRAAAANDZ