I really DID spend 75% of that party last night, ruminating about astrology with a bunch of queers
Some children like their nannies to tell them fairy tales.
Mine asks me to explain the desert of the real.
you and kim should totes go as Gotye and Kimbra for halloween.
Is it bad that I don’t know who they are? We’re considering going as Link and Navi from Legend of Zelda. Because Kim looks like an elf… and I’m a nagging little wretch who’d get a kick out of whacking him in the head with a little fairy wand yelling “HEY! LISTEN!”
Thanks to Mens Rights Activists we now have safe men’s spaces, a more acceptable, inoffensive and less nebulous term used to describe what was previously referred to as “public”
OH MAN THAT’S SO GOOD
My bunny needs to undergo an accountability process
me: Bonnie needs to go through an accountability process
K: HAHAHA
me: for abusing Wallace
me: and destroying our furniture, our literature and appliances
K: let's call support ny
me: she needs to check her shit
K: pffftttt hahahahaha
K: yeah she's exercising blatant bunny privilege
I held off on participating in that party scene in GIRLS
I couldn’t take off from my regular job this week to film for two whole days. So they’re gonna have me featured in another episode, which will be filmed some time in the next month or two.
However, when that time comes, whatever scene I’m in, you better believe that I will troll the fuck out of those breeders and look like the fabulous muff diving witch I am. You can’t stop us Brooklyn queers. We’ll troll your fancy dinner parties, your girls-night-outs and the sets of your television shows.
Frankly I’m bored of trite articles by trite white women and trite shows about trite white women and their trite straight sex lives. But now that they get PAID and CELEBRATED to write trite shit does that mean feminizm is over???
I’m revisiting this because I got a call this morning from folks casting for GIRLS. I had applied to be an extra on this show last summer, and I’ve been called back this week to play the “friend at a housewarming party.”
I suppose this is out of reparations to all POC for their absurd erasure and exclusion of them on their previous season. But you see, they’ve still fucked up; I’m not just a POC, I’m a white-passing one at that. I’m their safest bet, the one who white girls actually feel less guilty around because I’m not always so “in [their] face” about race. I’m not sure how I feel about doing this, besides the fact that I’ll get paid well and that after this part I can join the union. Even though I act part-time, I’m not someone who actually watches TV for these reasons (besides Parks & Rec), and I’ve still never seen this show. I don’t know I don’t know. I’m just curious.
as said, they can pay for your rent! here and in the future with union-joining and more work!
but also I watched 7 minutes of it and it’s not so bad. it’s just insufferable how they talked about men so much and Judd Apatow being all like ‘that’s the joke MAN they’re just totally clueless about their entitlement’.
HAHAHA yes they can pay for my rent, I actually might make all of it for this assignment alone. I wonder if they’ll let me queer it up and flirt with another lady at this housewarming party? Trolling this show as a queer would be priceless.
Claire’s boyfriend broke up with her today
so she is reading all her Marriage=Patriarchy and Capitalism Co-opts Love backfiles.
plus maybe alcohol.
DEBATE HELPS YOU IN THE REAL WORLD, KIDS.
YOU KNOW:
1) Shit sucks and I’m sorry and I’m sure you’re better off without him and
2) I actually wrote a S.C.U.M. file a long time ago for shits and giggles, you know when I stopped caring that everyone in debate was calling me a crazy feminist bitch. But I caved and ran Death Drive and Baudrillard just ‘cause.
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Tom Tom Club, “Genius of Love”
So by some ridiculous circumstances, K and I were invited last-minute to go to a video shoot in Williamsburg today for the Tom Tom Club. Yes, THAT Tom Tom Club. K’s friend’s boyfriend is the son of Tina Weymouth and Chris Frantz. Apparently Debbie Harry will be there. What is my life?
