I’ve been tearing my hair out about this freelance intensive painting project I was an utter fool to take on because believe it or not I HATE PAINTING. And Wallace just gave me the shittiest, most accurate sign ever by shitting on my work!
But hey. At least rabbit poop is dry
******BUNNY UPDATE******
After Wallace’s second speed dating sesh last week, we decided to take Bonnie home. She’s 9 months old, and she was abandoned as a baby in the 6th Street community garden on the LES. Wallace has been really territorial and jealous of the new bunny, but here they’re cheerfully snacking on some kale together. It’s a big moment.
That awkward moment when you and your roommates take your bunny to a speed-dating event for bunnies… and a) the lady only gives you the option of 3 albino rabbits, b) they all look alike and c) they are boring as hell. We couldn’t come out and say it, but we were all way more excited about Wallace than his dates, who simply sat in their respective piles of hay and ignored him as he ran circles around them. So we went to a bunny rescue center in Harlem and set up dates with some bunnies with PERSONALITY for next weekend.
Poor little muffin. He just got home from surgery with this awful collar on, and he keeps bumping into things.
HAI INTERNET
Now that supporters of SOPA/PIPA are dropping like flies, I’ve interrupted my internet boycott to bring you a Wallace Update. These photos were taken two minutes before Wallace decided to pull a GPOYB (Gratuitous Piss On Your My Bed). Sure, it was cute when he jumped up on my bed and gave me a kiss on the ear. But what was NOT cute was getting sprayed with bunny pee and having to take my sheets to the laundromat in the freezing cold. Hopefully he returns from his bladder surgery tomorrow POTTY-TRAINED.
At the vet with Wallace. We just found out that he has a bladder stone about 3cm wide. (We also found out he’s not actually neutered, which explains his lust for everyone’s feet/stuffed animals.) But the surgery he needs to remove the stone might cost us between $1000-1500, which my roommates and I can’t afford to pay up front. So, we’re going for the Punx Payment Plan by throwing a fundraiser party some time in the near future.
